Cinema-Going-Surrogate #3 (Canary)
digital photograph, size variable
A soft toy in the form of a giant canary can be used as a camcorder holder in cinemas. One can use this to bootleg movies without suspicion. The canary features a pocket to house small camcorder just above the beak, placing it at the height of an average audience on a seat. No tripod necessary. Popcorn and soda not included.
